1. hotsuburbandad:

    If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny

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  4. foodchewer:

    i don’t want to go to sleep i want to be famous

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  5. j5h:

    LORD GIVE ME STRENGTH

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  6. qratefvl:

    i want someone i can be all stupid and cute with but then like have passionate rough sex with ya feel

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  10. neildegrassetyson:

    neildegrassetyson:

    So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.

    • It’s a mug
    • When you put hot liquid in it
    • It changes from solid black
    • To
    • Pictures
    • Of
    • My
    • Face

    image

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