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  2. markus-of-nuttus:

    demispooky:

    male teachers arent allowed to dress code female students anymore at my school because somebody pointed out that if they had been dress coded for their shorts/skirt being too short or their bra showing by a male teacher, that meant said male teacher was looking at her ass and boobs i am laughing my fucking ass off

    where is the lie tho

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  4. complexest:

 

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  5. skeletonhaver:


lanadelreiayanami:

skyyman:

M’lady

this is really terrifying

they’re growing. evolving.

    skeletonhaver:

    lanadelreiayanami:

    skyyman:

    M’lady

    this is really terrifying

    they’re growing. evolving.

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  6. gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

    gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

    time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

    douglasmurphy:

    rainbowcoffin:

    c-h-0-w:

    nightwife:

    Always reblog

    Woah

    well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
    sounds to me like he was asking for it

    Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

    If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

    I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

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  7. suctioning:

    Scientist: *sees a spider with long legs*
    Scientist: I think I’ll call it daddy…… Daddy long legs

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  8. methimatics:

    me at school

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  9. suctioning:

    Girl: Hows your dick?

    me:

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